June 2017 Archives

capybara code red

Smartphone app that knows when you are accessing the phone for the first time in the morning, and has already checked Twitter and the news wires and depending on how bad a day it already is, thanks to the nut in the WH etc, it shows you pics of puppies. The more puppies, the worse the news is. If it's really bad, it shows cats and cute little bug-eyed goldfish. If it's CODE RED, it shows capybara pics.

If you're a VC feel free to just wire me money to my bank, thank you, and I'll get started on it right away.